Keener on foreplay than gameplay
Gamers transform their Vision Cams into another kind of Xbox
We are thrilled to announce that the results of our latest poll just proved the long-existed, well-documented lack of sexual activity among gamers. When asked about the Xbox Vision Camera, 34% of our readers confessed that they never really thought such device could be used for anything other than cybersex.
Would you buy an Xbox Vision Camera just for Piñata: Trouble in Paradise?
- Yeah, that game justifies the camera for itself (71 votes) 29%
- I wouldn’t get one unless I can use it in other games too (39 votes) 16%
- I’m not interested in the camera for games, I use it as an Xbox Live tool (10 votes) 4%
- I’d rather buy a bundle Viva Piñata + Xbox Vision Cam (38 votes) 16%
- I always thought the whole point of webcams was to use them for cybersex (83 votes) 34%
That’s right, 34% of you dear Rare fans (and what’s even more dramatic, the unblamable Viva Piñata’s fans) are a bunch of voyeuristic, self-abusing perverts. But we wouldn’t expect anything less from you guys. After all, we have lived long enough as part of the gaming community to have yearned for Morrigan Aensland’s sweet bite or Mai Shiranui’s fluffy hug at some point. Hell, some of us managed to see under Ashley Graham’s skirt while playing Resident Evil 4, even considering that Capcom granted her with an specific animation that would prevent people from doing so.
Deep down gamers are just a dirty gang of Conker wannabes, only too shy to say it out loud. That excludes MundoRare staffers, though. Everybody knows that each weekend Rare provides us with lovely call girls, all dressed up as elfish princess Kalus upon request.
Talk of the Devil, what does Rare think about this honest yet pathetic revelation? Viva Piñata’s James Thomas believes that these results justify “completely” their decision “to pull in-garden video chat support from this E-rated game.” It surely does. “After all,” he adds, “if the only Romance Requirement of MundoRare’s reader is “1x Live Vision Cam” then I’m glad the rest of the gardener’s in the session are unable to see your Romance Dance.”
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